Fun With Fortune Cookies

Fortune Cookies can be a lot more entertaining if you add a couple words to the end of them. When you've read your fortune, add the words "in bed" (or for the kiddies, add "in a bathtub") and see if it doesn't work almost every time!

• A close friend reveals a hidden talent.
  
• A good home is happiness.
  
• A member of your family will soon do something that will make you proud.
  
• Accept the next proposition you hear.
  
• An investment in enthusiasm ought to start to pay off.
  
• Any rough times are now behind you.
  
• Cleverness is serviceable for everything, sufficient for nothing.
  
• Don't lose sight of what you want.
  
• Find release from your cares, have a good time.
  
• Forget the entanglement of love; forget not to practice charity.
  
• Friends long absent are coming back to you.
  
• Get off to a new start, come out of your shell.
  
• Happy event will take place shortly in your home.
  
• He who knows he has enough is rich.
  
• Honesty and integrity are just some of your best attributes.
  
• In jealousy there is more self-love than love.
  
• It is the hope and dreams that we have that makes us great.
  
• None of the secrets of success will work unless you do.
  
• Now is the time to try something new.
  
• One look is worth ten thousand words.
  
• Please follow more cautiously Life's Golden Rule.
  
• Revisit old friends, it has been far too long.
  
• Share your happiness with others today.
  
• Sweet memories are the paradise of the mind.
  
• The loss which is unknown is no loss at all.
  
• The respect and help of influential people will soon be yours.
  
• There is a true and sincere friendship between you and your friends.
  
• Time is not measured by a watch, but by moments.
  
• To one who waits, a moment seems a year.
  
• Try a new system or different approach.
  
• When time permits, your personal life will be exciting.
  
• You are more likely to give than to give in.
  
• You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
  
• You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time.
  
• You have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishment.
  
• You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
  
• You have a yearning for perfection.
  
• You have an active mind and a keen imagination.
  
• You like participating in competitive sports.
  
• You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
  
• You were born with the skill to communicate with people easily.
  
• You will advance the careers of your friends in your climb for success.
  
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort.
  
• You will be wise not to seek too much from others.
  
• You will have many friends when you need them.
  
• Your actions reveal your thoughts more than you realize.
  
• Your everlasting patience will be rewarded sooner or later.
  
• Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.
  
• Your help will be needed in an embarrassing situation.
  
• Your home is a pleasant place from which you draw happiness.
  
• Your life will be happy and peaceful.

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